since it’s midnight here already, happy november 5th, can’t believe it’s already been 5 years
imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we’ll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno … between a few hours and eleven months … maybe a week minimum …. you gotta understand we’re short staffed
tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.
with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best
I’ve got to find myself more macrophage
Now Hiring: macrophages
taylor swift’s new album includes the lyric “did you girlboss too close to the sun” and rolling stone gave it a 5/5. post your bad art
“It was a soft October night,”— T.S. Eliot, from The Complete Poems And Plays: 1909 - 1950; “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”
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